1.When I Think About Her
Lyricist：Paul Michael Cliffe, Michael Holt, Paul Pierce, Jonathan
Powell
Well, the kids all laugh
Point their fingers and call her names
'Cuz she don't look like them
And her family's kinda strange
But when she looks at me that way
It makes me smile and want to say
I'd be glad for you to stay
When I think about her
She eats alone and walks home
Without a friend in sight
And everybody else is hangin'
While she's home very Friday night
It makes me sad to see her face
Filled with doubt and and oughta place
It makes my mind drift into space
When I think about her
Never had someone to truly care
Pop never could find the time to spare
She grew up tough and that's alright
I want her to see that they're not like me
Well I wanna hang with her tonight
Well, I walked up to her
And asked if she'd like to dance
But she turned, ran away
And didn't give me a second glance
2.Suzy Is A Headbanger
Lyricist：Douglas Colvin, John Cummings, Thomas Erdelyi, Jeff Hyman
Ohh, whee, do it one more time for me
Ohh, whee, do it one more time for me
Can't stop, stop that girl
There she goes again
I really really love to watch her
Watch her head banging
Suzy is a head banger
Her mother is a geek
Do it one more time for me
Head banger
3.Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
Lyricist：Douglas Colvin, John Cummings, Thomas Erdelyi, Jeff Hyman
Well, the kids are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now
They've got their surfboards
And they're going to the discotheque, a go, go
But she just couldn't stay
She had to break away
Well, New York city really has it all
Ohh, yeah, ohh, yeah
Sheena is a punk rocker
Shenna is a punk rocker
Sheena is a punk rocker, now
She's a punk, punk, a punk rocker
Punk, punk, a punk rocker
4.Rockaway Beach
Lyricist：Dee Dee Ramone, Joey Ramone, Johnny Ramone, Tommy Ramone
Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum
The sun is out and I want some
It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
Up on the roof, out on the street
Down in the playground, the hot concrete
Bus ride is too slow
They blast out the disco on the radio
Rock, rock, Rockaway Beach
Rock, rock, Rockaway Beach
Rock, rock, Rockaway Beach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach
5.Rock 'N' Roll High School
Lyricist：Dee Dee Ramone, Joey Ramone, Johnny Ramone
Well, I don't care about history
Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll high school
'Cause that's not where I wanna be
Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll high school
I just wanna have some kicks
I just wanna get some chicks
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll high school
Well, the girls out there knock me out
Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll high school
Cruisin' around in my gto
Rock, rock, rock 'n' roll high school
I hate the teachers and the principal
Don't wanna be taught to be no fool
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock 'n' roll high school
Fun, fun rock 'n' roll high school
Fun, fun, oh baby, fun, fun oh baby
Fun, fun, fun, fun
6.Pet Sematary
Lyricist：Douglas Colvin, Daniel Rey
Under the arc of a weather stain boards
Ancient goblins and warlords
Come out of the ground, not making a sound
The smell of death is all around
And the night when the cold wind blows
No one cares, nobody knows
I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary
I don't want to live my life again
I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary
I don't want to live my life again
Follow victor to the sacred place
This ain't a dream, I can't escape
Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones
Spirits moaning among the tombstones
And the night, when the moon is bright
Someone cries, something ain't right
The moon is full, the air is still
All of a sudden I feel a chill
Victor is grinning, flesh rotting away
Skeletons dance, I curse this day
And the night when the wolves cry out
Listen close and you can hear me shout
I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary
I don't want to live my life again
I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary
I don't want to live my life again, oh, no, oh, no
I don't want to live my life again, oh, no, oh, oh
I don't want to live my life again, oh, no, no, no
I don't want to live my life again, oh, oh
7.Judy Is A Punk
Lyricist：Dee Dee Ramone, Joey Ramone, Johnny Ramone, Tommy Ramone
Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin
Joined the ice capades
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to frisco
Joined the sla
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
8.The KKK Took My Baby Away
Lyricist：Douglas Colvin, John Cummings, Jeff Hyman
She went away for the holidays
Said, she's going to L.A.
But she never got there, she never got there
She never got there, they say
The KKK took my baby away
They took her away, away from me
Now, I don't know where my baby can be
They took her from me
They took her from me
I don't know where my baby can be
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the president
And find out where my baby went
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the FBI
And find out if my baby's alive, yeah, yeah, yeah
They took my girl
They took my baby away
9.Teenage Lobotomy
Lyricist：Douglas Colvin, John Cummings, Thomas Erdelyi, Jeff Hyman
Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy
DDT did a job on me
Now, I am a real sickie
Guess, I'll have to break the news
That I've got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy
Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now, I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D.
I'm a teenage lobotomy
10.Cretin Hop
Lyricist：Douglas Colvin, John Cummings, Thomas Erdelyi, Jeff Hyman
There's no stoppin'
The Cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For a hoppin' Cretin
Cretin, Cretin
I'm gonna go for a whirl
With my Cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin hop
Cretin, Cretin
1, 2, 3, 4 Cretins wanna hop some more
4, 5, 6, 7 all good Cretins go to heaven
11.Come On Let's Go
Lyricist：Ritchie Valens
Well, come on, let's go, let's go, little darlin'
Tell me that you'll never leave me
Come on, come on, let's go again
And again and again and again
Well, now swing me
Swing me all the way, darling
Come on, let's go, little darling
Let's go, let's go again once more
Well, I love you so, yeah
And I'll never let you go
Come on, baby soon
Oh pretty baby, I love you so
Well, let's go, let's go
Let's go little sweetheart
And then we can always be together
Come on, come on, let's go again
Well, let's go, let's go, let's go, little darling
Wherever we'll be alone yeah
Come on, come on, let's go and again
And again and again and again
Well, come on, come on, come on, little darling
Come on, we'll always be together
Come on, come on, little darling
And again and again and again
Come on, come on, little darling
Come on, come on, little darling
Come on, come on, little darling
And again and again and again
12.Blitzkrieg Bop
Lyricist：Douglas Colvin, John Cummings, Thomas Erdelyi, Jeff Hyman
Hey ho, let's go
They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
Hey ho, let's go
Shoot 'em in the back now
What they want I don't know
They're all revved up and ready to go
13.Beat On The Brat
Lyricist：Douglas Colvin, John Cummings, Thomas Erdelyi, Jeff Hyman
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
With a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh
What can you do？
What can you do
With a brat like that？
Always on your back
What can you lose？
14.Poison Heart
Lyricist：Dee Dee Ramone, Daniel Rey
No one ever thought this one would survive
Helpless child, gonna walk a drum beat behind
Lock you in a dream, never let you go
Never let you laugh or smile, not you
Well, I just want to walk right out of this world
'Cause everybody has a poison heart
I just want to walk right out of this world
'Cause everybody has a poison heart
Making friends with a homeless torn up man
He just kind of smiles, it really shakes me up
There's danger on every corner but I'm okay
Walking down the street, trying to forget yesterday
I just want to walk right out of this world
'Cause everybody has a poison heart
I just want to walk right out of this world
'Cause everybody has a poison heart
A poison heart
A poison heart
A poison heart, yeah
You know that life really takes its toll
And a poet's gut reaction is to search his very soul
So much confusion before my eyes
But nothing seems to phase me, and this one still survives
I just want to walk right out of this world
'Cause everybody has a poison heart
I just want to walk right out of this world
'Cause everybody has a poison heart
I just want to walk right out of this world
'Cause everybody has a poison heart
A poison heart
A poison heart
A poison heart
A poison heart
A poison heart
A poison heart
A poison heart
15.I Believe In Miracles
Lyricist：Ramone Dee Dee, Rey Daniel
I used to be on an endless run
Believe in miracles 'cause I'm one
I've been blessed with the power to survive
After all these years, I'm still alive
I'm out here kickin' with the band
I am no longer a solitary man
Every day my time runs out
Lived like a fool, that's what I was about
Oh, I believe in miracles
I believe in a better world for me and you
Oh, I believe in miracles
I believe in a better world for me and you
Tattooed your name on my arm
I always said my girl's my good-luck charm
If she can find a reason to forgive
Then I can find a reason to live
I used to be on an endless run
Believe in miracles 'cause I'm one
I have been blessed with the power to survive
After all these years I'm still alive
Oh, I believe in miracles
I believe in a better world for me and you
Oh, I believe in miracles
I believe in a better world for me and you
Close my eyes and think I'm in my bed
The future's here today, it's not too late
It's not too late, yeah
I believe in miracles
I believe in a better world for me and you
Oh yeah, I believe in miracles
I believe in a better world for me and you
Alright
16.I Don't Want You
Lyricist：Douglas Colvin, John Cummings, Jeff Hyman
You said that you'd be true
Baby said that you'd be true
I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
I don't want you
I don't want you
I don't want you anymore
You said that you'd be mine
Baby said that you'd be mine
I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
I don't want you
I don't want you
I don't want you
You say that you want me
Want me to stay
But you know
It just can't be that way
You said that you'd be true
Baby said that you'd be true
I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
I don't want you
I don't want you
I don't want you
I don't want you
I don't want you
I don't want you
17.Strength To Endure
Lyricist：Dee Dee Ramone, Daniel Rey
Walking through the crossfire, heart feeling heavy and hopeless
And wonderin' how I ever will see through this darkness
Every drop of blood can be so beautiful
And I sure was bleedin' the drops by the bucketful
I have the strength to endure and all the love that's pure
I have the strength to endure because, because
I'm not afraid to tell her just how things work
Ride a hurricane through the fast lane, always looking over my
shoulder
She said, 'Something about you and neon lights always glow hot'
Baby, we can see this through, just give me all the strength you
got
I have the strength to endure and all the love so pure
I have the strength to endure because, because
I have the strength to endure and all the love so pure
I have the strength to endure because, because
I'm not afraid to tell her just how things work
Ride a hurricane through the fast lane, always looking over my
shoulder
She said, 'There's something about you and neon lights always
glow hot'
Baby we can see this through, just give me all the strength you
got
I have the strength to endure and all the love so pure
I have the strength to endure because, because
I have the strength to endure and all the love so pure
I have the strength to endure because, because
18.Hooray For You
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
Tell me something would you
You're so mean how could you
Treat me like I'm nothing
Think it's okay, okay
I was so confused
And now I'm being used
And you just go on thinkin'
That it's okay, okay alright
Thought I could save it then you tricked me baby
You made it sound like there was something I could do
I jumped right through
You lied again but you're so convincing
You made it sound impossible but true
Hooray for you
I really thought I knew you
Everyone knows my secrets
That's not okay, okay
Oh, you wanna tell me something
But it's always something nothing
Never make me think
That it's okay, okay alright
Then again you got me baby
You made it seem that there was something I could do
I jumped right through
You got it down to a science neatly
You made it sound impossible but true
Hooray for you
19.She's A Brat
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
When she was young nobody wanted to babysit her
Now she's all grown up and all I want to do is hit her
Yeah, she's such a pain, she's rattlin' my brain
She's so annoying and she's going to drive me insane
She's a brat and she's always at my door
She's a brat, I can't stand that girl no more
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a brat
She steals the candy from the kids on Halloween
Knocks over all the trashcans in the neighborhood, how mean
Yeah, she's such a pain, she's rattling my brain
She's so annoying and she's going to drive me insane
She's a brat and she's always at my door
She's a brat, I can't stand that girl no more
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a brat
She likes to run around and scream and yell all night
Look at her funny, she'll try to pick a fight
All the neighbors say, her heads not screwed on tight
Yeah, there's something 'bout that girl that just ain't right
Some people say, it's just a form of self-expression
I don't care somebody ought to teach that girl a lesson
Yeah, she's such a pain, she's rattling my brain
She's so annoying and she's going to drive me insane
She's a brat and she's always at my door
She's a brat, I can't stand that girl no more
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a brat
20.Don't Beat Me Up
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
I walk down the street
And I see you from my way
I look at you, you look at me
But none of words are said
I walk on right by you
But to my surprise
You're comin' up behind me
With four other guys
Go
You said that your the man
And I am just a geek
You gotta lot of problems
You take them out on me
Well, you can take my wallet
You can take my shoes
They follow you just wannabes
Just what you trying to prove
Go
You think you're really something
You hit just like your mom
Well, if your going to do it
Better take you best shot
I know it's going to hurt you
Just upside my face and numb
But you won't be the first jock
That put me in the hospital
Go
I walk down the street
And I see you from my way
I look at you, you look at me
But none of words are said
I walk on right by you
But to my surprise
You're comin' up behind me
With four other guys
Go
21.Somebody's Trying To Kill Me
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
Somebody's trying to kill me
I woke up late this morning
Tried my best to be on time
I cant think straight this early
But I got too much on my mind
And he's watching me
I can't make out his face
Ohh, no, his shape is all is see
I don't get enough sleep
And everybody's on my case
My stress level is rising
At an unsuspecting pace
Ohh, go away
The last thing that I need
Is someone stalking me today
Somebody's trying to kill me
And I don't think I'm ready to take a bow
Somebody's trying to kill me
And I don't need the headache right now
Words all run together
And my brain is going numb
Ohh, god help me
Make him go away
Before he starts this killing spree
Let me get through one more night
And I'll finally reach the end
Of this road that's taken me so long to drive
Well, I'll never do this again
22.I'm Not Going Downtown
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
Knucklehead, you think you're foolin'？
I know why or what you're doing
You wanna fight and cause some trouble
You need a ride and I'm the one, oh
Responsibility has got the best of me
I wish, I never had might not have been so bad
I'm not going downtown
(Don't even think about it)
Responsibility had made a mess of me
I wish, I never had might not have been so bad
23.Guilty
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
You make me feel so guilty, baby
Why don't you stop it now
24.Drexel U
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
Saw you walkin' over on South Street
Bored, lookin' for something new
Well, I know the somethin' that you might think
Is the perfect thing to do
Yeah, we're goin' to Drexel U
'Cause it's the perfect thing to do
And we got nowhere else to go to
So we're goin' to Drexel U, hey
If you don't wanna, you don't have to go
But I know you'll like it a lot
And nobody bothers anybody there, no
It's the perfect place to rock
Yeah, we're goin' to Drexel U
'Cause it's the perfect thing to do
And we got nowhere else to go to
So we're goin' to Drexel U, hey
25.I Don't Want It To End This Way
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
Oh, life can be so good
You don't need me to hold your hand
I hope that it's understood
You've had no one, you don't need me to stay
'Cause I don't want it to end this way
I don't want you to cry
I don't wand it to end this way
I don't want you to die
I just saw that something's different here
Oh, tell me what I have to do？
This way tonight, please, promise me
You'll sleep and dream and wake up once again
Oh, don't be a casualty, don't leave your life
Don't miss what might happen
'Cause I don't want it to end this way
I don't want you to cry
I don't wand it to end this way
I don't want you to die
26.What Would Joey Do？
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
What would, what would Joey do
About the state of rock and roll？
What would, what would Joey do
If he could would he sing this song？
It's almost the end of the century
But I'm sure this ain't the way he thought it'd be
If we put his name on a bracelet, if we put his name in lights
Joey would he come and save us, tonight？
Lately, oh man, it's been such a drag
Dinosaurs still try to wave the flag
If we came up with a slogan, showed it to everyone in sight
Joey would he come and save us, tonight？
27.Enchantment Under The Sea
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
Last night Darth Vader came to me
And told me that he would melt my brain
If I didn't catch my destiny
Before Biff snatched it away from me
I can't have that so I'm asking you, Lorraine
8：55, where you gonna be？
Under the sea
Do you wanna dance with me？
Do you wanna hold my hand？
Are you scared like I am？
I don't wanna miss my favorite TV show
No daddy-o, not for some blind date
But if fate has brought me to you now
I'll row with it but I don't know how
Science fiction theater can wait
Do you really think I oughta swear？
Would it show her how much I care？
Well, that's great but I'm not that kind of guy
So hey, you get your darn hands off her
Oh yeah, 'cause she's got a better offer
She's the earth angel of my eye
28.Tell Me Goodnight
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
I wanna know why you put me outta line
And tell me that everything is cool and roll your eyes？
You just don't know how that hurts me so
And what can I do to promise you to let me go？
Well, was it something that I said or something that I did
Something that I lost or something that I hid？
Tell me once again was it something that I said？
It's just not right
Well, it's just not right
Well, it's just not right
That you won't tell me goodnight
Well, it's just not right
Well, it's just not right
Well, it's just not right
That you won't tell me goodnight
I wanna know why every time I try to make sense of you
You turn your back and don't reply
Well, you just don't know how that hurts me so
And what can I do to promise you to let me go？
Well, was it something that I said or something that I did
Something that I lost or something that I hid？
Tell me once again was it something that I said？
It's just not right
Well, it's just not right
Well, it's just not right
That you won't tell me goodnight
Well, it's just not right
Well, it's just not right
Well, it's just not right
That you won't tell me goodnight
Well, it's just not right
Well, it's just not right
Well, it's just not right
That you won't tell me goodnight
Well, it's just not right
Well, it's just not right
Well, it's just not right
That you won't tell me goodnight
29.Bubblegum Girl
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
Met this girl at the fashion bug
Wanted to give her a great big hug
I asked her where she's from, I was actin' really dumb
Couldn't believe she asked me for a piece of my gum
The day I met her
We ran all over town
I won't forget how
We threw our wrappers on the ground
Oh, oh, yeah
She's alright on the radio
Hear her go, oh, oh, oh, oh
A chance like this isn't one I wanna miss
Wouldn't trade it even for a chance to meet kiss
The day I met her
We ran all over town
I won't forget how
We threw our wrappers on the ground
Oh, oh, yeah
The day I met her
We ran all over town
I won't forget how
We threw our wrappers on the ground
Oh, oh, yeah
She's my bubblegum girl
She's my bubblegum girl
She's my bubblegum girl
She's my bubblegum girl
She's my bubblegum girl
She's my bubblegum girl
She's my bubblegum girl
30.She's Alright
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
Sittin' around, doin' nothin'
'Cause that's what I like to do
Can't go more than twenty-three seconds
Without thinkin' about you
Your heart is good
And if I could I know, oh oh
I'd stay with you like I know I should
'Cause I know, oh oh
That you're just my type
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, she's alright
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, she's alright
Call you up on the telephone
Just to hear your sweet, sweet voice
Dinner at McDonald's or taco bell
Well, I'll let you to have your choice
'Cause what you want
Is what you'll get, you'll see oh oh
Then it's alright, yeah
It's all good with me oh oh
'Cause you're just my type
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, she's alright
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, she's alright
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, she's alright
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, she's alright
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, she's alright
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, she's alright
31.Mom's In Rehab
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
My mom's been going downtown again
I think she's back on that old heroin
She sleeps all day and she stays out all night
Something tells me that she's not alright
Gonna send her on a little vacation
Off to rehabilitation
'Cause I just can't stand it anymore
Mom's in a rehab
Mom's in a rehab
Again woh, woh, oh
Took her on the Montel Williams show
If she listened well, I just don't know
She better clean herself up pretty fast
'Cause how much longer can my patience last？
Gonna take her on a little vacation
Off to rehabilitation
'Cause I just can't stand it anymore
Mom's in a rehab
Mom's in a rehab
Again
She took an overdose
And now she's comatose
And now I think she's goin' down again
Mom's in a rehab
Mom's in a rehab
Again, woh, woh, oh
Mom's in a rehab
Mom's in a rehab
Again, woh, woh, oh
32.Welcome Back
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
I don't know where you are tonight
Something tells me that you're not doing alright
I don't need to hear you say
That you love me everyday
As long as you're right by my side
I promise I won't stay up late
I won't get sick, I won't get worried, I won't wait
For you to come back in my life
Or stop my own to make it right
I won't tell myself that lie
But when you come knocking at my door
Looking for some slack
Don't worry baby wherever you are
'Cause I'll say, welcome back
Ooh, ooh, ooh, welcome back
You never call while you're away
Just wanna hear your voice say everything's okay
You've got a habit when we shout
To stick your foot inside your mouth
And you know this is killing me
But when you come knocking at my door
Looking for some slack
Don't worry baby wherever you are
'Cause I'll say, welcome back
Ooh, ooh, ooh welcome back
But when you come knocking at my door
Looking for some slack
Don't worry baby wherever you are
'Cause I'll say, welcome back
Ooh, ooh, ooh welcome back
Ooh, ooh, ooh welcome back
Ooh, ooh, ooh welcome back
You're always welcome back
33.Poster Kids
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
There's no reply quite as wise as yours
Filled with philosophy and metaphors
And a thousand words that I never new existed
Oh, tell me how you ever became so gifted
But you're never wrong and it's getting really old
Oh, the poster kids when it comes down to it
Spend a lot of time but there ain't much to it
You hate me and I'm sick of you
Oh, the poster kids got a lot to say
They'll prove you wrong in every way
You hate me and I'm sick of you
Well, I'm stupid 'cause I got a few beliefs
What makes you sure I wanna hear your beefs
About why there's no God and what punk really stands for
Oh, doin' this all day must make your eyes sore
Excuse me if my leader's not some twit
But you'll never know 'cause you're so sure of it
34.Shut Up
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
You're always so negative and quick to have a fit
You've got so much advice to give but I didn't ask for it
I wanna find out for myself, where I'll be at, today
I'm not some stupid waste of life, like you're so fast to say
Shut up
I'm sick of you're whole livelihood, you're livelyful abuse
Tell me, I'm not trying but you still say what's the use
I'm not like you and don't want to think I must measure up
And do those adult things you do or else I'm not good enough
35.JW
Lyricist：Michael Jason Holt, Jonathan Cliff Walker
No, he doesn't like to drink
And he doesn't care what people think
When he tells them he loves God
And nobody seems to care
That he's lost a lot of hair
And that he still lives with his mom
Someday I hope to meet him
Talk to him face to face
I'd get him to autograph
My sunshine junior tapes
Jonni Walker, woah oh
He's the coolest kid in town
Everybody wants to be just like him
But nobody knows just how
Jonni Walker, woah oh
He's the envy of my eye
If I could I'd change my name
To start with a 'J' and end with an 'I'
Well, he's got himself a band
And he prefers to stand
Up front at all the shows
He writes cool songs about his girl
And about friends and about his girl
And stuff that everybody already knows
Someday I hope to meet him
But I know that I'm not worthy
There's nobody cooler
Except that Jon from New Jersey
Jonni Walker, woah oh
He's the coolest kid in town
Everybody wants to be just like him
But nobody knows just how
Jonni Walker, woah oh
He's the envy of my eye
If I could I'd change my name
To start with a 'J' and end with an 'I'
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